Slowjamastan Trivia - The World's Greatest Trivia Game

You have stumbled upon one of the most fun and important trivia games you will ever play. If you have been living under a rock and don’t know much about Slowjamastan, this trivia game will be a great start. On behalf of the Sultan and the Chief Border Patrol Agent, good luck and Godspeed. 

What is the official language of Slowjamastan?
True or False - The fulll name of Slowjamastan is “The United Territories of the Republic”
Which of the following is a big NO! NO! At Slowjamastan?
Who is the Chief Border Agent of Slowjamastan?
What is the name of the “Breaking News” host?
Name this member of Parliament
While in Slowjamastan, you should ALWAYS wear some type of stylish of Croc’s
What is the Capital of Slowjamastan?
TRUE OR FALSE - Slowjamastan is installing a Lazy River
True or False - The currency is recognized as the “Rubble”
What is the Chief Border Patrol Agent’s go to Tequila brand?
True or False - You can name your own State within the Republic
How many Covid cases has Slowjamastan had since inception?
What is the official time zone?
True or False - The National Animal is the Fox
What is the Sultan's day job?
Name the restaurant that rolled out the red carpet for the Sultan and his Parliament
What is the name of the official beef jerky at the Blu In Cafe?
True or False - The name of the Raccoon is Ethel
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