Unlock The Secrets of Slowjamastan With This Trivia Game

Welcome to one of the most exciting and significant trivia games you’ll ever come across! It’s an opportunity to bring your knowledge about Slowjamastan to light in a fun-filled manner. If you’ve been unaware of the country’s existence, rest assured, this game will help you learn and explore more! On behalf of the Sultan and the Chief Border Patrol Agent, I wish you all the luck and success on this journey. May this experience give you the insight and enthusiasm to explore more about this beautiful place. Remember, the world is full of hidden gems, and Slowjamastan is undoubtedly one of them. Enjoy the game, stay curious and let’s go exploring!

True or False - The currency is recognized as the “Rubble”

False

True

What is the Chief Border Patrol Agent’s go to Tequila brand?

Herradura Ultra

Jose Cuervo

1800 Tequila

What is the official language of Slowjamastan?

English With a General Foreign Accent

Spanglish With a General English Accent

English With a General Spanish Accent

How many Covid cases has Slowjamastan had since inception?

What is the Capital of Slowjamastan?

Dublandia

Cybertron

Sultan Sea

Borrego Springs

What is the name of the “Breaking News” host?

Dirk Cunningham

Dirk Digler

Dirk The Jerk

What is the name of the official beef jerky at the Blu In Cafe?

Jerky Turkey

Jerky Boys

Jerk Me Around

Bullet Proof

Which of the following is a big NO! NO! At Slowjamastan?

Wearing cowboy boots

Bringing our Border Agent Tequila

Gifting the Sultan

Pies on the dashboard

True or False - The fulll name of Slowjamastan is “The United Territories of the Republic”

False

True

Who is the Chief Border Agent of Slowjamastan?

Frank Sutton

Jesus Cristo

Mark Corona

Marco Lopez

True or False - The National Animal is the Fox

False

True

True or False - The name of the Raccoon is Ethel

True

False

Name the restaurant that rolled out the red carpet for the Sultan and his Parliament

Blu In Cafe

Burgers & Beer

Inferno

McDonalds

What is the Sultan's day job?

Day Care Provider

Uber Driver

Radio Host

Police Officer

Stripper

TRUE OR FALSE - Slowjamastan is installing a Lazy River

False

True

While in Slowjamastan, you should ALWAYS wear some type of stylish Croc’s

Hell No!

Hell Yeah!

What is the official time zone?

Mexican Standard Time

Slowjamastan Standard Time

National Standard Time

Your Standard Time

Name this member of Parliament

Ranger Rick

Ricky Rick

Ricky Martin

Rescue Rick

True or False - You can name your own State within the Republic

False

True

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