Welcome to Slowjamastan Trivia Your Passport to Fun

Welcome to Slowjamastan Trivia, Your Passport to Fun

As North America’s only Micronation Corporate Trivia Expert, I bring something entirely unique to the world of team building.

Imagine your team exploring the fascinating world of Slowjamastan – a micronation with over 30,000 real citizens and recognition from NATO – through an engaging trivia experience that’s already captivating Fortune 500 companies.

This isn’t just another virtual team building exercise; it’s a diplomatic mission into the most entertaining micronation on Earth! 🌎👔”

True or False - The National Animal is the Fox

False

True

True or False - The fulll name of Slowjamastan is “The United Territories of the Republic”

True

False

What is the Sultan's day job?

Police Officer

Stripper

Uber Driver

Radio Host

Day Care Provider

What is the name of the official beef jerky at the Blu In Cafe?

Jerky Turkey

Bullet Proof

Jerk Me Around

Jerky Boys

While in Slowjamastan, you should ALWAYS wear some type of stylish Croc’s

Hell No!

Hell Yeah!

If Chief Mark Corona catches you wearing Crocs, what is the penalty?

You will be detained and deported back to the US

He will remove the frosting off your favorite doughnut

He will forcibly remove the croc and beat you over the head with it

You will be forced to identify the doughnut hole

TRUE OR FALSE - Slowjamastan is installing a Lazy River

False

True

True or False - The currency is recognized as the “Rubble”

True

False

How many Covid cases has Slowjamastan had since inception?

What is the official time zone?

Your Standard Time

Mexican Standard Time

Slowjamastan Standard Time

National Standard Time

True or False: Mark Corona graced the NATO 2024 stage with a riveting speech on Slowjamastan

False

True

Which of the following is a big NO! NO! At Slowjamastan?

Bringing our Border Agent Tequila

Gifting the Sultan

Wearing cowboy boots

Pies on the dashboard

What is Chief Mark Corona's day job?

Radio Host

Chasing Croc violators

National Trivia Host & Speaker

Shakira's Personal Assistant

What is the official language of Slowjamastan?

Spanglish With a General English Accent

English With a General Foreign Accent

English With a General Spanish Accent

Name this member of Parliament

Ranger Rick

Ricky Rick

Rescue Rick

Ricky Martin

True or False - You can name your own State within the Republic

False

True

What is the Chief Border Patrol Agent’s go to Tequila brand?

1800 Tequila

Herradura Ultra

Jose Cuervo

What is the name of the “Breaking News” host?

Dirk Cunningham

Dirk Digler

Dirk The Jerk

Name the restaurant that rolled out the red carpet for the Sultan and his Parliament

Inferno

McDonalds

Blu In Cafe

Burgers & Beer

Who is the Chief Border Agent of Slowjamastan?

Mark Corona

Marco Lopez

Jesus Cristo

Frank Sutton

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Ready to give your team diplomatic immunity from boring corporate events?

As your Chief Border Agent and retention strategy expert (with a proven 90% retention rate), I’ll customize a Slowjamastan experience that’ll have your team talking for months.

Don’t let your next corporate event be just another meeting – make it a national holiday in Slowjamastan!

Contact your favorite Chief Border Agent today, and let’s start planning your team’s diplomatic mission.

No passport required, but a sense of humor is mandatory! 🎯👑