MARK CORONA

Speaker & Founder of the Satirical Nation of Slowjamastan

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Chief Mark Corona Retention Expert

Chief Mark Corona, known far and wide as the Retention Ninja (or Retention King, depending on the day), takes his role as Chief Border Agent in Slowjamastan to unprecedented heights. His mission is NOT about preventing illegal entry—it’s about ensuring no one ever wants to leave. Of course, there’s one group he’s more than happy to see go: those unfortunate enough to believe that Crocs are acceptable footwear. For them, the exit is wide open!

OVER 18,000 MEMBERS RETAINED

When the Sultan asked (or rather, strong-armed) Mark into the role of Chief Border Agent, it wasn’t so much to keep people out as it was to ensure no one ever dared leave. The Sultan had carefully handpicked Mark for the job, primarily because no one else volunteered, but also because he recognized Mark’s unmatched expertise in both customer and employee retention.

Bring Chief Mark Corona to your company as a speaker, and gain expert insights on customer and employee retention. 

Find out Mark’s methods for retention below.

Mark shows you how to use Positive Video Messages (PVM) to supercharge your customer retention efforts. It’s not just any video—it’s a unique style and delivery that makes this tool incredibly powerful and effective.

In Slowjamastan, PVM has become a staple for keeping citizens engaged, and its impact has been undeniable. Mark’s clients have also seen remarkable results, using PVM to build stronger connections and boost retention across the board.

Mark Corona is Your Secret Weapon! Armed with the unstoppable power of trivia marketing, Mark will reveal his secrets for turning customers and employees into loyal superfans. He’ll teach you how to wield two mighty forms of trivia—Live Trivia and Virtual Trivia—both proven to boost engagement, retention, and marketing like never before.

Mark knows exactly when and how to deploy each trivia variation to achieve massive success. When done right, you’ll have people hooked—and your retention rates soaring! Get ready to walk away with actionable strategies that will supercharge your efforts immediately.

Hire Mark as your next speaker, and start transforming your retention strategy today!

Employee Retention

You can have the most brilliant, mind-blowing retention strategies on the planet—fancy loyalty programs, shiny perks, maybe even a “buy-one-get-one-free” taco offer.

But guess what? If your employees are walking around like zombies from a bad apocalypse movie, your entire retention effort is going down faster than a lead balloon.

Employees are the secret sauce! If they’re not excited, engaged, and happy, your customers will feel it.

Employees are the fuel behind customer retention. They’re like the engine of your car—if the engine’s sputtering, you’re not going anywhere! So, before you break out your retention blueprints, first make sure your team isn’t running on fumes—or worse, relying solely on the promise of free coffee.

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MARK CORONA

Chief Mark Corona Retention Ninja

Mark Corona is an entrepreneur, speaker, and world-class retention expert. As the co-founder of the satirical nation of Slowjamastan, Mark plays Chief Border Agent alongside his best friend, who just so happens to be the Sultan.

While most border agents focus on deportation, Mark’s unique mission is importation—keeping people in and making sure they never want to leave.

With over 20,000 registered citizens under his watchful eye, Mark is responsible for retaining their allegiance. Co-creator of the world’s only TV-style trivia show, Mark has helped achieve an impressive 90% customer retention rate.

Book Mark to learn how his creative strategies can work for you!

90% RETENTION RATE

What’s harder to keep than a New Year’s resolution, more valuable than gold, and disappears faster than the last slice of pizza at a party?

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