Why Choose Me as Your Association Keynote Speaker?

If you’re looking for an Association Keynote Speaker who can keep your audience wide awake and inspired, look no further—I’m your guy! But I’m not just your typical “set goals, work hard, blah blah” speaker. Oh no, my friends! I sprinkle in the magic of trivia, because who said professional growth and customer retention can’t be fun?

The Power of Setting Goals (With a Side of Trivia)

I speak on the power of setting goals. But let’s be honest—if setting goals were easy, we’d all be billionaires by now. That’s why I mix things up with a high-energy, interactive trivia game that engages people and reinforces key lessons about achieving success. I’ve found that trivia helps make those “aha!” moments stick, and let’s face it, people remember facts better when there are bragging rights on the line!

Customer Retention: My Secret Weapon (Hint: It’s Trivia)

Customer retention is another hot topic I cover in my keynotes. And guess what my secret weapon is? Yep, you guessed it—trivia. I’ve been using trivia as a tool for engaging both employees and customers, leading to higher retention rates. A well-timed trivia question builds team morale, fosters loyalty, and even drives sales—it might surprise you how effective it can be. Plus, trivia gives everyone something to talk about—except for that one person who always insists on answering every question first. (We all know that person.)

Chief Border Agent of Slowjamastan: Yes, That’s My Real Job Title

Oh, did I mention I’m the Chief Border Agent of Slowjamastan? Yes, Slowjamastan is a real place (well, sort of), and I make sure people never want to leave—both literally and figuratively.

CNN, Fox, ABC, and others have featured us, because who wouldn’t be curious about the only country where Crocs are banned and string cheese must be eaten the right way (you know, string by string, not in one big bite like a barbarian)?

Book Me for Your Next Event

So, if you’re looking for an Association Keynote Speaker who can deliver powerful messages about setting goals, retaining customers, and, of course, keeping people laughing with trivia, I’m your person. Let’s make your next event unforgettable—and who knows, you might even walk away knowing which U.S. president was the shortest in history (hint: trivia)!

Book me today, and let’s make magic happen together!