Are You Ready For The Big Slowjamastan Trivia Game?
If you’re looking for a trivia game that’s unlike anything you’ve ever played before, allow me to introduce you to Slowjamastan trivia—the only game where wrong answers may result in satirical deportation (just kidding… mostly). As the Chief Border Agent of Slowjamastan, it’s my sworn duty to keep citizens engaged, entertained, and wearing proper footwear. Crocs? Banned. Mumble rap? Don’t even think about it. But trivia? Fully embraced and nationally celebrated.
We’ve created a global movement with over 30,000 citizens—and trivia is one of the tools I use to keep them connected. What started as satire has become a proven strategy for retention, laughter, and togetherness. That same energy works beautifully for corporate teams. Whether you’re looking to bond departments, boost morale, or just have a ridiculously fun time, I bring a live, high-energy Slowjamastan trivia show that doubles as entertainment and a team-building masterclass.
So, what do you get when you mix corporate culture, a made-up country, and the best trivia experience on Earth? You get Slowjamastan trivia—and you get me, your high-energy host and undercover retention expert. This show isn’t just about laughs (though there will be many). It’s about using shared absurdity to bring your team closer together.
I’ve worked with major brands, packed rooms with energy, and left attendees wanting more. Trivia isn’t just a game. It’s a strategy. It’s connection. And in Slowjamastan, it’s the law.
Book me today and bring the joy, the chaos, and the Croc-free experience to your next event. Let’s turn your meeting into a memory, one ridiculous question at a time.
🎤 Now serving trivia… with a side of national pride.
