DIRK CUNNINGHAM
From drilling drills to hammering hammers, I bring you the latest news from Slowjamastan.
As the number one rated weatherman, people count on me for the latest weather conditions. Always delivering good news, Slowjamastanies have come to trust and love my reports.
And, if security is your top priority, count on Dirk Cunningham, that’s me, to keep you informed.
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